You knew we were kidding about that, right? Over at the Maddow Blog, Steve Benen reports:
Indeed, support for marriage equality is even becoming more bipartisan, slowly but surely, with Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio) joining a growing number of Republicans outside public office in support of same-sex marriage. That said, progress among GOP officeholders remains terribly slow: Support for gay marriage is picking up steam all over the country — except on Capitol Hill. Take Sen. Saxby Chambliss. When asked if his views had changed on gay marriage, the Georgia Republican quipped: “I’m not gay. So I’m not going to marry one.”
What an idiot.