Lesbian Couples Will Enslave Men By Bearing Bastard Babies
David Usher, president of the Center for Marriage Policy, has a novel theory about what marriage equality will lead to. The Dallas Voice reports:
“Most women will bear children by men outside the [same-sex] marriage – often by pretending they are using birth control when they are not. Entrapped men become economically-conscripted third parties to these marriages, but get nothing in return,” Usher writes. “This is a significant advantage compelling women who would otherwise become (or are) single mothers to choose to marry a woman instead of a man. They can combine incomes, double-up on tax-free child support and welfare benefits, decrease costs, and double the human resources available to raise children and run their household.”
So beware, straight men – we know lesbians are a particular point of vulnerability for you. But if you are propositioned by one, run, run for your lives!
Keep Your Civil Unions in the Closet
That’s what Colima state lawmaker Rafael Mendoza is suggesting. LGBTQ Nation reports:
He said Tuesday that society is not ready to watch gay weddings, saying the mothers didn’t know what to tell their kids when the two men dressed in charro suits kissed. “Parents are coming to me, to my house, to tell me they are against the city carrying out these weddings in public,” Mendoza said. “I am not against these civil unions; the only thing is I don’t want them in public.”
Suggesting that my wedding is unfit for children is not the least bit insulting.