Jesus Was Gay-Married to His Disciples, So Gay Marriage Would Ruin Everything
Dr. Ben Carson thinks those pesky marrying gays are out to ruin the Bible and all of Christianity.
On Top Magazine reports:
Carson described the relationship between Jesus Christ and his followers as similar to a marriage. “Think about the implications of that,” said Carson. “When people come along and try to change the definition of marriage, they are directly attacking the relationship between God and his people.” “And that’s the reason it’s so important for them to change the definition, because if you can get rid of that, you can get rid of everything else in the Bible too.”
It’s time for the DOMAAMA law – the Defense of Marriage as a Metaphor act!
Kuwait Invents Super Gaydar
Kuwaiti officials have evidently invented a medical way to weed out the gays from their incoming visitors. Joe.My.God reports:
Yousouf Mindkar, director of public health at the Kuwaiti health ministry, said that the routine clinical screening of expatriates coming into the Gulf Cooperation Countries (GCC) will include tests to identify LGBT people who will then be banned from entering the country. “Health centres conduct the routine medical check to assess the health of the expatriates when they come into the GCC countries,” he told local daily Al Rai. “However, we will take stricter measures that will help us detect gays who will be then barred from entering Kuwait or any of the GCC member states.” Homosexuals acts are banned in all the GCC member countries, which include Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates (UAE).
No word yet on how invasive these medical tests will be, or if they will only be applied to those with high-pitched voices, light loafers, or cosmetology licenses.