Gay Sex Like Having Sex With Table
That was the hilarious contention of a Russian Analyst on the Daily Show, who urged Jason Jones to try it in front of him on a segment about Russia’s anti gay laws. A hint – if you’re doing it with the table instead of on the table, you’re doing it wrong.
Irregular Marriage is Evil
Kansas Rep. Tim Huelskamp contended that Kansas in 1856 rejected gay marriage when it opposed “barbarism.” Thank God Mark and I have a Regular marriage.
It’s Important to Instill Bigotry Young
A mother of a seven year old returned the birthday invitation from a classmate with a note saying “I do not believe in what you do and will not subject my innocent son to your ‘lifestyle.'” The funny thing? Her own son will likely grow up wondering why his own mother couldn’t let go of her own bigotry.
Michael Sam is Neat Guy, But He’s Deluded
Americans For Truth About Homosexuality (AFTAH) president Peter LaBarbera wants Michael Sam to repent from his evil gayness. Maybe some day La Barbera will repent for all the damage he’s inflicted on the LGBT community?