Are You My Daddy Husband?
Continuing an absurd week in Seriously, Kentucky Republican Senate candidate and businessman Matt Bevin thinks marriage equality will lead to parent-child marriages, so people can pass things on to their children “financially and otherwise”. Um, does Bevin not know that, as the parent of a child, you can already pass things on “financially and otherwise”?
My Thin Mints Taste a Little Gay
Fox News host Bill O’Reilly worries that the Girl Scouts once employed a spokesperson who was a member of a “controversial punk band with homosexual overtones”. Really? Looking up “The Dead Betties” on iTunes to purchase some tracks…
If You Like One Kind of Sticking It In, Why Not Another?
A spokesman for the AFA is criticizing two Mississippi towns for passing LGBT anti discrimination ordinances – saying that intravenous drug use is as dangerous as homosexuality, so why not approve that too? Hey, isn’t being an idiot harmful to your health, too?
Let’s Add a P(edophile) to LGBT
Oh, these right-wing groups, always so clever. The Minnesota Child Protection League spokesperson Barb Anderson said “The LGBTQQIA will soon be adding the letter P for ‘pedophile’ because they have now declared themselves a sexual orientation, that they’re born that way and don’t they have a right to their sexual desires?” Maybe she failed to notice that the thing LGBT folks have in common, bedsides the fact that they are all marginalized by society, is the fact that they are all consenting adults? But why let a little fact like that get in the way of a good gay-bashing?
Gays Are Perverting Love
Family Research Council President Tony Perkins says gay marriage is perverting the word love. I’m sorry, but this guy is just an ass and doesn’t have the slightest idea what he is talking about. I love my husband just as much as any straight couple I know loves one another, and more than many. And everyone around us friends and family – sees it too. It’s time for you to quit espousing your hateful, bigoted, wrong-headed views, Mr. Perkins. The world is nothing like what you think it is, and we’re sick of fighting well-heeled, misguided, bigoted idiots like you.
The Supreme Court is Totally On Our Side
NOM thinks the fact that the US Supreme Court issued a stay in the Utah wedding case means his side will win when the Court next considers marriage equality. He has a short memory – the courts also stayed the previous cases before they handed NOM its ass on a plate.
No One Should Impose Their Views on Us – That’s Our Job
As Uganda’s President prepares to sign the anti-gay bill into law, he is complaint that others are trying to force their views on Uganda. Which is rich, given that the bill he is about to sign would force Christian views of homosexuality on an entire country in hugely painful and damaging way.