It’s a Tragedy Every Time Someone Comes Out
So says “Dr. Chaps” Gordon Klingenschmitt, right-wing host, about the coming out of football player Michael Sam. Because it means another nail in the coffin of your anti-gay movement?
Gays Make Surrogate Moms into Slaves
Homocon Robert Oscar Lopez says gay men are men who love putting women in their place, and that makes female surrogates slaves, like in Rome. Got it? This is the same guy who went to march with the anti-gay group Manif Pour Tous in France. This guy has ISSUES.
I Hate Gay Marriage Because I Hate the Gays
Right-wing wingnut Linda Harvey finally admits it – she hates gay marriage because she is disgusted by the thought of gay sex. So sure, let’s legislate inequality because these people are so fascinated/repelled by the thought of two guys getting it on.
Homosexuality is Like Stealing a Pie
Well, that’s a new one. John Vennari of the US-based Fatima Center made the comparison: “If I am a soldier behind enemy lines and I am starving, and I see a pie in the window, and I take it. In a certain sense that is justified.” Because gay pie is so much better than straight… muffins?