Gays Are Like the KKK
If you want to make a hateful comparison to something, few things work better than throwing in a little Klu Jlux Klan into your statement. Richard Land, president of Southern Evangelical Seminary, tried it out in reference to the Colorado baker who refused to make a cake for a gay wedding. “This would be like going to a bakery owned by an African-American, and saying, ‘By the way, you have to bake a cake for a KKK induction ceremony, under penalty of law.’” Yes, because a gay couple celebrating their wedding day is exactly the same as a group founded on the principle that one class of people is subhuman and mush be denied equal rights. Hey, when you put it that way, who’s the one here who is hell-bent on denying rights to a class of people? It ain’t the gays…
Gay Rights Leads to Masturbation at Bus Stops
Right-wing nut David Ortiz thinks that allowing those pesky gays to have rights will lead to public masturbation: The moment you cave in to moral relativism, where it’s not about values, it’s about love, you open up a whole other Pandora’s box. Why can’t a man sexually relieve himself next to you on a bus stop, as long as he’s not groaning, as long as he cleans up after himself? ‘Hey, you’re getting in the way of his sexual freedom! Why are you so anti-sexual freedom?’” Yes, just like caving in to women’s rights led to Meg Ryan-style public orgasms in restaurants all over the country. Wait, that didn’t happen?
Gay Marriage Is Against My Catholic Beliefs, Topless Model Says
Speaking from a position of authority on morality, Danielle McMahon, topless model and UK Big Brother contestant, says: “I’ve got very black and white opinions on women today and same-sex marriage. I’m Catholic, it’s a very big part of my day to day life. I’ve got nothing against homosexuals, I just personally don’t believe in same-sex marriage. It’s just not right in our faith, it doesn’t really affect me because a same-sex marriage wouldn’t happen in a Catholic church.” Wow, I never knew the Catholic Church’s beliefs included “Thou shalt expose thy tits for money.”
Masculine Men Don’t Have Gay Sex
Peter LaBarbera is at it again, insisting he knows what kind of men have gay sex. “Tough guy homosexuality masculinity is not the real deal. Masculine men do not have sex with other men.” Is it just me, or does Peter LaBarbera seem to be quite the expert on gay sex? And how would he know?