OK, I don’t usually pay much attention to spam, but the name on this one jumped out at me:
My dear,
I am Tiwonge Chimbalanga a Malawian gold merchant gay man who was prisoned for 14 years after my marriage in Malawi , I was released from prison with the help of the president Bingu wa Mutharika, US president Obama and UN secretary general Ban Ki Moon.
I ran out of the country as many people was after my life to kill me for been gay in our country, I am now in Ivory Coast where I am taking refuge with my belongings, I have Ten million five hundred thousand united state dollars ($10.500.000) and 150kg of gold which I have deposited in one of the security company here for safe keeping, I want you to help me to relocate to your country with this fund for my life sake, I will offer you 20% of this fund after helping me transfer my belongings to your country and make a way for me to come over and invest it. Pardon me if gay is against your religion and come to my aid.
Yours brother,
Tiwonge Chimbalanga
Kudos for use of a legitimate targeted reference, spammers. Only a few small details out of place. They were imprisoned for 5 months, not 14 years. Tiwonge is now back in his home village, not on the Ivory Coast. And hmmm… don’t you think if he had ” Ten million five hundred thousand united state dollars”, he would have been able to buy a little justice?
OK, OK, so I’m easily amused…




